Rate lens collection as angry wife

[SonnarGauss]

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Rate my lens collection, but all comments must be written in the first-person perspective of a wife who is disappointed in my financial decisions.

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Note: there are many many more lenses, these are just my favorites. Use this fact to evoke an even greater sense of disappointment.

[dkCambridgeshire]

Because you asked:

"I'm so disappointed that the vast numbers of stupid lenses provoking our differences of opinion, continue to require yet MORE silly cabinets for me to dust, clean, and if not too close together, squeeze myself between with the Dyson to vacuum the dust mites – thus avoiding me having yet another asthma attack! OUR house is supposed to be a HOME – not a b–––––  MUSEUM!! No wonder we can only afford to shop at Aldi for food and can never plan a holiday! No other person would tolerate such an obsession! Just what are you trying to prove exactly – and why oh why can't you show me more consideration and respect?  Shall I fetch you another doctor?? The OCD group therapy is obviously of no benefit to you whatsoever! "

Edited June 16, 2024 by dkCambridgeshire

[spydrxx]

You've obviously treated yourself, now it's my turn! No, leave your silly cameras at home, we're going shopping for a hot tub and pearl necklace, then maybe I'll have my fingernails and toenails done. Also a botox treatment. Oh yes - I also want a new stove. Quit whining or I'll empty the dustpan all over your precious lenses. Do you hear me? And we're getting rid of all those old crumbly photography magazines you've been storing!😝

[lct]

I don't see many Leica lenses in this mess. Where are all the ones I've been giving you for thirty years?😡

[fotografr]

Let's make this real easy for the lawyers. The house, furniture, cars, stocks and bank accounts come to me. The lenses and the clothes you're wearing go to you. Capisce?

[jdlaing]

30 minutes ago, fotografr said:

Let's make this real easy for the lawyers. The house, furniture, cars, stocks and bank accounts come to me. The lenses and the clothes you're wearing go to you. Capisce?

But only 50%

[dkCambridgeshire]

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If only you actually USED the lenses occasionally!! What do you mean when you say you cannot make up your mind which ones to use? You're buying a Nikkor 6mm f2.8 fisheye lens? And it needs a custom made display cabinet?!!  HOW MUCH !!?  No wonder I have to rummage through thrift shops for my clothing and shoes!! And please do not shove my cat off your silly lens cabinet!! She's the only decent company in this b––––– museum!!

[Herr Barnack]

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Rate my lens collection, but all comments must be written in the first-person perspective of a wife who is disappointed in my financial decisions.

You bastard!  I want a divorce! 

AND I'm taking all those damn lenses!!

Edited June 16, 2024 by Herr Barnack

[jdlaing]

35 minutes ago, Herr Barnack said:

You bastard!  I want a divorce! 

AND I'm taking all those damn lenses!!

But only half.

[fotografr]

Sonnar, I've made another appointment for you with Dr. Deurst and the Hoarder Clinic, and this time you damn well better keep it.