Guest Bernd Banken Posted June 15, 2007 Share #81  Posted June 15, 2007 Advertisement (gone after registration) Disclaimer:The following is a persiflage, nothing for people taking nothing but warm showers or hating Ironic statements !!! If you do not lik humor: Don´t read the following - NEVER!!  Dear Philip,  I propose just the other way round:  The superSOFT-Talk !  To create a little special forum for snapshots with value only for the author- There will be some buttons in addition for the author to click at the same moment that he is posting the photo:  one for 5, one for 10 and one for 15 acclaims made by a smart program which creates nice and convenient commentaries by a random generator with the ellknown phrases as . The author has just to click on what he intended to receive.  One of our members of the german forum (sorry, forgot who it was) made already recently some good R&D-steps to feed the random generator:    creating a "Streichelzoo" like that would be fine for those who search just some people to make them happy and hate to advance - there would not be any problem because nobody with competence would disturb this narcism-corner thus loosing time. Everyman and everywoman would be happy.  And no Mod would be forced to losse his time either.  More than 15 or more extended positive comments (i.e. handmade instead by the random generator) in this corner should be paid - thus funding some money for this forum.  And I bet: This people WILL pay for that! They can print a hardcopy, show it to everybody and be happy.  That´s what this forum is for, isn´t it?  regards  Dirk  Dirk,  to be honest:  Your skills at the keyboard are lightyears better than those at the trigger of your camera.  959 posts and nill, zero, nikesse, geen photograph from you. Shame and fungus on your lenses...  Cheers Bernd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Advertisement Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Hi Guest Bernd Banken, Take a look here Criticism and pleasant photography. I'm sure you'll find what you were looking for!
vic vic Posted June 15, 2007 Share #82  Posted June 15, 2007 you will never find a picture I did, that like to hurt the person in the picture.....it could be critical but thats o.k. for me, because it is honest!..but why should I do "privat pictures" less "professional".. ..this would be like loosing the respect for the person..  regards, Jan  jan.. very important point indeed... of course one may want to excell in certain circumstances of photography making (like important pro work, or important person project), but that doesnt mean that other of his photos can be shit. respect to the subject and mainly - to the medium of photography and to the ego pf photographer. respect yourself. your wife??? is there anything more important than the family???????????? why not best photography for them?? because they will forgive? because u dont try to impress them anymore? why not the best for what supposed to be the closest thing ?????????  but again, your photography is u. respect to yourself. have some dignity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stnami Posted June 15, 2007 Share #83  Posted June 15, 2007 predators can go and practice their intellectual masturbation ................ Sorry but I won't be joining you in your exploits Daniel, but no doubt you will enjoy your time there, but.......... A terrific pull! Fantastic! Breath taking feat! Superb gratification clause 234-b ...............remember no self mutilation allowed in any forum  The ruler that rules all rules!........... me:D rule Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunsworth Posted June 15, 2007 Share #84 Â Posted June 15, 2007 Victor, I realise that English may not be your first language, but do you think you could cut down on the swearing? They add nothing to your argument and they are begining to grate a little - to this reader at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunsworth Posted June 15, 2007 Share #85  Posted June 15, 2007 ................ Sorry but I won't be joining you in your exploits  Well it would be a prozac forum, where ever image was a great capture and people were banned for daring to say they didn't like something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vic vic Posted June 15, 2007 Share #86 Â Posted June 15, 2007 ya steve .. i can do that )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Motivfindender Posted June 15, 2007 Share #87  Posted June 15, 2007 Advertisement (gone after registration) Dirk, to be honest:  Your skills at the keyboard are lightyears better than those at the trigger of your camera.  959 posts and nill, zero, nikesse, geen photograph from you. Shame and fungus on your lenses...  Cheers Bernd  Bernd,  this old "argument" against critics is BOARING. Very astonishing, that you and others using this pseudo-argument NEVER use it if someone who posted NOTHING uses the keyboard just to let drop some of the well-known and neverending stereotypical "prozac" sentences just out of their random-generator.  And it is very typical indeed, that these members NEVER react on the points criticised regarding their photos. They don´t care, wether the ones who write well-based critics are infact damn good Professionals or not, AND they don´t care wether the ones that posted some critical (negative) sentences have already postend hundreds of wonderful pictures - because they don´t care of whatever others write as long as the others don´t use the prepared prozac words out of the generator.  No, Bernd. Shame on you, that you don´t accept just a different opinion than yours and that you search desperately pseudo-arguments instead of respecting other perspectives of interpretation.  You and others in the german Forum tried to establish your personal "Critics-Licence" for othres. Just to escape from unconvenient critics. But you did not suceed.  And if the one who posted negativ would be a prooved God of photography these people like you always ignore it - For you, the sun is moving around your earth. And the earth is absolutely flat, of course...  Your statement is not even on the level "kindergarten" - it is much poorer.  regards  Dirk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zebra Posted June 15, 2007 Share #88 Â Posted June 15, 2007 Btw. Bernd some clear words: Better no images than your images. And better no postings than your (undifferentiated and offending) postings. Â Peter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Motivfindender Posted June 15, 2007 Share #89  Posted June 15, 2007 Dirk, to be honest:  Your skills at the keyboard are lightyears better than those at the trigger of your camera.  Cheers Bernd  That´s a very impressive way to get your "outing" as a always_under_the_belt_offending_person, Bernd  So - you never saw any photo that I shot and - nevertheless - despite that you are able to judge my Photos! CONGRATULATION!  So - you really are GOD himself. IMPRESSIVE!  I will now call you "The Overnatural" and do nothing than praise and obey, would that be ok for you?  Reading you, I have to say: You are a even much more ridiculous personality than I already thought before your amusing "statement" , Bernd.  Your world seems to be nothing than bizzare phantasies concerning other people.  You are a real fundamantalist, indeed.  A Poor Man! Dirk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stnami Posted June 15, 2007 Share #90 Â Posted June 15, 2007 So - you really are GOD himself. IMPRESSIVE!.......... rack of Dirk, that's my friggin role...........no extras allowed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEd Posted June 15, 2007 Share #91  Posted June 15, 2007 I think I'm gonna take a dip in the pool to relax................... ............by the way, what is wrong with this picture?........comments/critiques welcome............  . Welcome, dear visitor! As registered member you'd see an image here… Simply register for free here – We are always happy to welcome new members! Link to post Share on other sites Simply register for free here – We are always happy to welcome new members! ' data-webShareUrl='https://www.l-camera-forum.com/topic/26570-criticism-and-pleasant-photography/?do=findComment&comment=281908'>More sharing options...
fotografr Posted June 15, 2007 Share #92 Â Posted June 15, 2007 I think I'm gonna take a dip in the pool to relax...............................by the way, what is wrong with this picture?........comments/critiques welcome............ Â . Â Â Something about the composition, Ed. I think about 10 paces forward and you'd have it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stnami Posted June 15, 2007 Share #93 Â Posted June 15, 2007 wombat! couldn't pass on it:D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEd Posted June 15, 2007 Share #94  Posted June 15, 2007 Brent,  Something about the composition, Ed. I think about 10 paces forward and you'd have it.   If I do that I'll end up with one of those shiny exhaust pipes up in my ass.........   Imants, Sure, go for it!   . Welcome, dear visitor! As registered member you'd see an image here… Simply register for free here – We are always happy to welcome new members! Link to post Share on other sites Simply register for free here – We are always happy to welcome new members! ' data-webShareUrl='https://www.l-camera-forum.com/topic/26570-criticism-and-pleasant-photography/?do=findComment&comment=281921'>More sharing options...
fotografr Posted June 15, 2007 Share #95  Posted June 15, 2007 Brent,    If I do that I'll end up with one of those shiny exhaust pipes up in my ass.........   Imants, Sure, go for it!   .  Imants can help. He walks on air. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Motivfindender Posted June 15, 2007 Share #96  Posted June 15, 2007 .......... rack of Dirk, that's my friggin role...........no extras allowed  *LOL* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dist Posted June 15, 2007 Share #97 Â Posted June 15, 2007 It's about time someone called the friendly gentlemen with the long white car. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Motivfindender Posted June 15, 2007 Share #98 Â Posted June 15, 2007 It's about time someone called the friendly gentlemen with the long white car. Â ah, you are going to marry?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotografr Posted June 15, 2007 Share #99 Â Posted June 15, 2007 It's about time someone called the friendly gentlemen with the long white car. Â That goddamn avatar bug almost made me poke a hole in my monitor before I realized what it was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
starwatcher Posted June 15, 2007 Share #100 Â Posted June 15, 2007 That goddamn avatar bug almost made me poke a hole in my monitor before I realized what it was. Â Â it stopped moving on my screen, looks like you've been successful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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