Morecambe date?

[stunsworth]

Originally Posted by andybarton

Then, what are you going to do with all the gypsum you have made?

What's the half life of gypsum?

[farnz]

Gyp?

Sadly, gents it looks as if I'll be unable to attend mainly because planned railway engineering works prevent me from getting up and back to Ol' Smokey by Monday. Hope you have a pleasant click, nosh and natter and I'll try to bring you gossip from darn sarf at a future meeting.

Pete.

[cocker]

So its 11.00am at the Midland hotel on the 27th? See you all there. By the way, don't get too excited about the Midland - visited a couple of weeks ago with a friend and very disappointed - a missed opportunity!

[stunsworth]

See you there Keith. Perhaps I should bring a flask and some sandwiches.

And a reminder that anyone who is interested is welcome to attend.

[andybarton]

I might have to be a bit late - I have some negotiation to do with one of my offspring.

Still intend to be there, though.

[stunsworth]

Originally Posted by andybarton

Still intend to be there, though.

Morecambe isn't a big place, I'm sure you'll be able to find us. Or you could call us on your new toy - assuming that the iPhone will lower itself to connecting to lesser phones.

[andybarton]

The phone will talk to anyone - it's not proud.

[cocker]

Originally Posted by andybarton

The phone will talk to anyone - it's not proud.

But yours and mine can have those special conversations that other phones cannot have

[andybarton]

It does depend on there being a signal up there, Keith - which in my experience, isn't a shoe-in...

[fotografr]

Originally Posted by elansprint72

Bleeding Aristos, not content with a single day to celebrate their birth; they have a whole week-end.

Not to mention that he passed up an opportunity to get birthday presents from another dozen or so people.

[Falstaff]

Originally Posted by cocker

But yours and mine can have those special conversations that other phones cannot have

Hey fellows,
Is this something to do with aftershave?
Falstaff

[elansprint72]

Originally Posted by Falstaff

Hey fellows,
Is this something to do with aftershave?
Falstaff

Don't set them orf, they'll be quoting Latin at us next.

[elansprint72]

If the forecast is any good I might wazz up in the little yellow plastic car and come back via the Trough of Bowland, now that is a good place for photos, if the crowds are not too intrusive.

[Falstaff]

Originally Posted by elansprint72

Don't set them orf, they'll be quoting Latin at us next.

It’s when they start singing in Latin you need worry.
They say they use aftershave, I smell incense.
Falstaff

[andybarton]

if you start singing in Latin, I'll start reciting Beowulf

I have recently discovered my Anglo Saxon roots, which includes wearing flax as a normal means of attire

[Falstaff]

Originally Posted by andybarton

I have recently discovered my Anglo Saxon roots, which includes wearing flax as a normal means of attire

Wearing flax???
It would be worth becoming an Anglo Saxon just for that.
Does one convert? is it straighforward?
Falstaff

[farnz]

Originally Posted by andybarton

... which includes wearing flax as a normal means of attire

Flax? Is that some brand of flourescent slacks? Oo, Suits you, Sir!

[stunsworth]

"Wear the flax hat" That's what I say!

[Rolo]

Originally Posted by stunsworth

Morecambe isn't a big place, I'm sure you'll be able to find us.

I'm relying on that.

[stunsworth]

My advice would be to wander up and down the prom until you come across a rag bag of reprobates being arrested by a community police officer.